bob

Well it has been a pretty good weekend...started off ummm, different...but has turned out rather well. OK, started off with one of my rather well meaning friends deciding to gift me (since I am not getting any REAL man) with a BOB, battery operated boyfriend...yeah...guess I got me a rocket after all.

I got to her house Friday morning and she handed me this, well...gift...and starts laughing her head off cuz apparently I turned about 3 shades of red and had to pick up my chin off the floor. I am not accustomed to such "gifts," I almost dropped it cuz it scared me. This thing is FRIGHTENING...not ONLY is it quite a bit larger than most of the penises I have run across but it has...how should I say this...ummmm...appendages? I am a little bit scared of the uncircumcised, and that is a little extra that is SUPPOSED to be there...BOB has things protruding that are just ridiculous...and as far as I can tell (although I haven't worked up the courage to take it out of the packaging) there are no instructions. Not only that, but it was rather expensive, the Mercedes of BOBs, and it didn't come with a gift receipt so it's not like I can exchange it for something else...crotchless panties perhaps?...at least those I would know what to do with. O.M.G.

Ok, so with BOB tucked away in a far corner of the closet, well out of reach of the Pea, and ME for that matter, the weekend moved forward. The Pea and I spent some quality time hangin' at the mall and snuggling on the couch AND I managed to get the Christmas tree down - FINALLY. The Pea has been a doll this weekend, she really is a little girl now, not a baby, and she is fun to hang with. Not only that, she will let me have some time to myself and entertain herself, which is quite new and exciting for me. I was able to get a long, hot shower this morning with no repercussions...usually I either have to race out of there cuz she is harassing and calling me, or I emerge to find some ridiculous mess that I could have never imagined.

Of course, right now my whole house is a ridiculous mess, so if she made one I might not even notice it...I wonder if there is any way I could teach BOB to clean? Hmmmm, now THAT would be a turn on.