plan b

Dr Cox, I have a plan B!

The other day I called Dr Cox from the beach to ask him how his day was going, since mine was at a stand still. I was enjoying it, just hanging out, watching the waves, but I wasn't actually accomplishing anything and wanted to check in with someone who might have been. Turns out he wasn't doing much either.

Him: "So, have you found a job yet?"

Me: "Uhm, nope...I am gonna win the lotto...it is at 80 million and I am pretty sure I can live on that."

Him: "That is your plan A?"

Me: "Pretty much."

Him: "Ya know, it is really like 40 million, and after taxes like twelve...dollars, not millions."

Me: "I don't have a plan B."

Him: "Let me know how that works out for you."

Well, I forgot to buy a ticket...the day got away from me, next thing I knew it was Sunday. Damn.

Today I ended up hanging out with a friend, drinking coffee on the deck of another friend's (well acquaintance...) house and the whole sugar daddy conversation came up. Turns out we know some rich single guys who are looking...moooohahahhhahahahaha...Plan B!

The day before I left work I was talking to the girls in the office and words sugar and daddy got tossed about and while we laughed and had fun with it, I left thinking "No way in hell...I will make my own sugar thank you very much." It's funny, because if I were loaded, I wouldn't think twice about taking care of someone I loved. I would want them hanging out with me, not working, so it would be win win to take care of them, but when I think about it going the other way I just get skeeved. I am thinking about the show "The Real Housewives of..." and the girls who weren't married to, but were being taken care of by those rich guys...oh sure on the outside it seemed cool, but I wondered how much freedom those women actually had. Could they really just go off and do whatever and spend whatever or were they constantly having to justify it and be at the man's beck and call? How much quality time did they get with their guys to hang out and enjoy that money together? It seems like it would be a very lonely life...sitting around waiting for him to make time while he justified not with "go buy yourself something pretty."

Oh well...in any case, I now have a plan A AND a plan B, so I should be fine...I will let you know how they work out.