marriage and botox

CONGRATULATIONS GEORGIE!!!!!! So? Was I right about the ring? Very good, right...I got your back, girl. Welcome to our crazy world...

As you can probably guess Georgie is now officially engaged...gettin' hitched to Booya...and while I was planning on being the best man I decided I would gracefully bow out and let Big Brother have the honors. We were gonna duke it out, maybe arm wrestle for it...he has about...oh lets see...a foot and about 100lbs on me, but I'm scrappy, and I knew I could take him...I didn't wanna embarrass him. The words "guest book" got tossed around, still not sure what that's about...seriously guys, CONGRATS!

Yeah, so, anytime you are going through a divorce and someone in your circle is getting married it gets tough. All these emotions come up, and you can't help but think about your own wedding and marriage in general...you want to jump for joy for them and be happy and excited, and yet there you are with a marriage that is ending. I am still trying to deal with and come to terms with my marriage ending...it is NOT a happy time, or in anyway fun and exciting...and as a matter of fact, according to some new study is more stressful and therefore more damaging to your body than staying married or getting widowed. Yeah, some study on aging found that women (only women, apparently) age quicker, and uglier, if they go through a divorce, than if they stay married or lose their spouse.

Hmmmm, so lets see, here are my options: stay in my marriage or kill my husband (which let's face it, staying in the marriage could lead to): look fabulous, young, and appealing to other men...get out of my marriage: end up looking like an old hag and therefore NOT attractive to other men...fabulous...so glad I read that study. Might be high time to start thinkin' about Botox.

Wow, sorry Georgie, I really didn't think I was heading in this direction when I started writing, if my invite to the wedding gets "lost in the mail" I will understand...maybe I'll just go call my dermatologist...make an appointment for some Botox, a little laser treatment or two...oh who am I kidding, just thinking about that needle near my face makes me wanna pass out.