ranting

I have to rant...I know I shouldn't, it will just get me more pissed, but I think someone needs slappin' and good. Ya know that lady out in Cali. who got herself knocked up and went and had herself a bunch of kiddos...eight to be exact. Well I can't hold back any more, I have to climb up on my little soapbox, go New York for a few minutes, and rant.

WHO THE F*CK DOES SHE THINK SHE IS?!? BRAGELINA?!? WTF? Now granted, I am not going to win any awards for parent of the year, and I do a shit load wrong each and every day, and because of my choices my daughter is in a less than ideal situation, so I shouldn't be throwin' stones, but come on! I AGONIZED over the decision to have a baby...I wanted one BAD, for a long time, and made sure I was in the best place I thought I could be (hindsight, I know, my bad) before even practicing to get pregnant. I had a baby daddy (although in all cases I don't think it's a bad thing to do it without), I had health insurance - including maternity, I had a home that could accommodate another human being without too much crowding, and I had a job. Far as I can tell she had none of the above when she went and got herself knocked up. NOT ONLY got herself pregnant, cuz let's be honest, if she had just had an oopsie the condom broke (or never made it's way on), this would be a non-issue...we wouldn't even know about it. She deliberately got herself impregnated with multiple babies when she already had six, SIX!! at home.

Here is where I say whoever gave Dr. Fertility/Jackass a medical license needs to think seriously about revoking it...the doctor needs a good slappin' WITH A BASEBALL BAT. Why was this woman impregnated rather than sent to a shrink? And who the hell paid for it? Which brings up the whole reason I feel OK about even talking about it, cuz if it WAS ol' Angie who did it, well that would not be my business. The Pitt household is self supporting, they don't take taxpayers money, so therefore if they want to have a dozen more, not my monkey. I can't tell you how much I want more babies, but guess what? Not gonna run out and get myself knocked up just cuz I can...there is a whole lot more to being a parent than "wanting a baby." Being a parent is HUGE, HUGE and anyone who KNOWINGLY goes into it without being at least SOMEWHAT physically, emotionally, and financially prepared is a SELFISH ASSHOLE. There are eight beautiful, innocent, little blessings struggling to make it out of the hospital and into this crazy world we live in, and I doubt highly they will be cared for the way they deserve. NO ONE, without the help of nannies (plural) can take care of 14 kids on their own, and to rely on US, the U.S. taxpayers, is just wrong...the woman needs a slappin'.

Whew, ok...hoppin' down off the soapbox now...gonna go think about makin' Pitt babies...oooh, better yet, Clooney babies, hmmmmm.