showing the boo boos to boys

My kid is obsessed with boys...yeah, she's 2, that's right 2 and she not only has a full blown crush on a much older man, but EVERY time we see a boy, she falls in love...OMG.

Her crush is on our minipro at the club, granted he is one of the cutest boys on the planet but it is getting ridiculous. She knows his car now, and if we drive in the parking lot and she sees it, she starts chanting his name like a freakin' mantra until we go see him. Today we saw his car and before going upstairs for lunch we HAD to go in the pro shop...well he wasn't there, and you would have thought he had kicked her in the gut...she slumped over all sad and walked out the door.

Tonight we went out to eat with another couple and there happened to be a boy at the table next to us, thank God he was at least closer to her age, and they flirted and chased each other around like there was no tomorrow. The wife pointed out that even though she was acting all crazy like, at least she hadn't "showd" her boo boos. Yeah, there's a story...

So we are hangin' at the club on a random Friday afternoon, as we usually do, and everyone is havin' a nice time, drinkin' eatin' etc. The Pea is being fairly well behaved and is delivering bottle caps to minipro in what appears to be an offering...well, he is accepting and being very accommodating, making a little pile, smiling, saying thank you, etc. After awhile we stop drinking the beers (well at some point you do have to don't you?) and because she has nothing to offer up she walks over and LIFTS HER SHIRT...OMG, I am MORTIFIED...well mortified and dying of hysterical laughter...minipro doesn't know what to do, except laugh, and everyone else at his table is practically dying and I gather her up and try to explain that while that may have SEEMED like a good idea at the time, it was in fact, NOT...how do you explain that to a toddler?!

I'm in trouble...