Other than the naked tree taunting me, the weekend has been pretty awesome. The weather was fantastic...a nice change from last year, and I was able to get outside and enjoy it. I played 27 holes of golf and then spent the night
Right now she is being a shit and won't go to sleep, though, which makes me think of the book Go the F**k to Sleep. You have heard of this book right? If you are a parent, or about to be one, you need this book. My sister gave me a copy, but if you don't have a sister, or one as cool as mine, I would suggest ordering one for yourself...like now...it is hilarious, and universal, and I am going to go read mine so I can laugh instead of scream at my kid.
http://www.amazon.com/Go-F-Sleep-Adam-Mansbach/dp/1617750255
"The eagles who soar through the sky are at rest
And the creatures who crawl, run and creep
I know you're not thirsty. That's bullshit. Stop lying.
Lie the f*ck down, my darling, and sleep."
...
"The flowers doze low in the meadows.
And high on the mountains so steep.
My life is a failure, I'm a shitty ass parent.
Stop f*cking with me, please, and sleep."
I just had to threaten her pillow pet with death because she is standing at the top of the stairs screaming that she NEEDS something ELSE...jeezus f*ck...hell, even is SHE isn't, I'M going to sleep.
I hate pillow pets,our little guy had a complete meltdown last year in the store the day after cristmas because I would not buy one for him. Of course his grandma got him about a week later and it sits on the end of his bed, never used or played with. Miss you! Love the Blog!
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