best get me a bunny

So a couple of my girlfriends think now that I'm single, I need a rabbit...nooo not the animal, the sex toy, they even joked that if I didn't buy one for myself they would have the cute UPS man drop one off on my doorstep...yey me! Apparently the rabbit is ALL the rage among the ladies, even ones who do get real dick on a regular basis. It is so awesome in fact, that there was a 'Sex and the City' episode about it...Charlotte holed up in her apartment for days and swore she would never need a real man again...when I told them that I thought my hand would probably suffice until I could find a man they laughed, still tryin to figure out if the laughter was from a lack of confidence in me finding a man soon or somethin' else...hmmm.

Talked to Smash about the whole sex toy thing and we both, giggling the whole time, agreed we just didn't think we were sex toy ladies...not only would buying one be a little weird, but the using itself... just well...I dunno. There's the whole, what if someone finds out, or stumbles across it "mommy what's this?!" and then there's the actual logistics...do you turn off the lights? lock the door? if you tried it in the shower would you get electrocuted? do you clean it with soap and water or is there a special dildo wash that has to be purchased?...I just don't know...

Call me a prude, and maybe after a few months I'll change my mind, but I just don't think I'm gonna run out to the toy store and make a purchase anytime soon...am I missin' out big time here? Should instead of writing this, I be plopping a little rabbit into my online shopping cart?

Hmmmm, somethin' to think about.